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Aug 28 2012

Read With Cheese
 

School’s back, and it’s time to pick up those books! Make sure to keep your extra-curricular reading cheesy with these suggestions:

- The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales is a twisted take on everyone’s favorite nursery rhymes. I don’t think Tillamook Cheese is particularly stinky, but a Tillamook Cheese Man would be pretty great!
- In Church Mice and the Moon these little mice take a trip in a rocket (do they have Tillamook Cheese [http://www.tillamook.com/products/Cheese.html] on the moon?)
- The Cat Who Said Cheese: cats + cheese + mystery = an ideal book combination. Read for yourself to learn a little more about all of them! :)
- If you’re more of a kitchen-person, you might enjoy the Tillamook Cheese Cookbook, full of Tillamook history and tons of tasty recipes!

What are you reading this season? Anything cheesy??

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Feb 14 2011

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
 

 

Happy Valentine’s Day! What are you doing tonight? This year, my husband and I are staying in and cooking dinner and dessert. It won’t be much different than any other night… but, at the very least, there better be a beautiful bouquet of flowers waiting for me on the dining table (I hope a certain someone reads this before I’m home from work).

In honor of Valentine’s Day, here’s a collection of totally cheesy pick-up lines*:

Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

I hope you know CPR… ’cause you take my breath away.

Have you spent some time in jail? Because it’s got to be illegal to look that good.

Baby, you must be a broom… ’cause you just swept me off my feet.

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Can I have your picture? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got ”fine” written all over you.

Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.


Please note: I do not recommend that you use any of these pick up lines. In fact, I highly discourage you from doing so. If, by some miracle, you have any degree of success when using one, you must look like (or actually be) these people.

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