At The AMERICAN Grilled Cheese Kitchen, there is a well-used chalkboard hanging over their magical sandwich-making kitchen. Like The AMERICAN, we here at Tillamook shamelessly love a good cheesy pun. To add a few to the board:

Just wheying in with my opinion.
That’s whey over my head.
Don’t string me along.
You’re making an asagio of yourself.

Got any gouda ones to add?