Happy Valentine’s Day! What are you doing tonight? This year, my husband and I are staying in and cooking dinner and dessert. It won’t be much different than any other night… but, at the very least, there better be a beautiful bouquet of flowers waiting for me on the dining table (I hope a certain someone reads this before I’m home from work).
In honor of Valentine’s Day, here’s a collection of totally cheesy pick-up lines*:
Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
I hope you know CPR… ’cause you take my breath away.
Have you spent some time in jail? Because it’s got to be illegal to look that good.
Baby, you must be a broom… ’cause you just swept me off my feet.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Can I have your picture? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got “fine” written all over you.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Please note: I do not recommend that you use any of these pick up lines. In fact, I highly discourage you from doing so. If, by some miracle, you have any degree of success when using one, you must look like (or actually be) these people.